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DANA: whErE arE wE?

MAE: IDK, THIS IS.. STRANGE. LOL. HAHA.

DANA: y0u d0nt EvEn kn0w whErE wE arE???

KYLE: ofc he doesnt ^_^ hes idiot xD

MAE: SHUT UP.

KYLE: *shuts up.*

CHUU WIFE: Both Of You Shut Your Mouth

DANA: thank y0u. n0w wE sh0uld l00k ar0und

All look around.

KYLE: it seems like we're *-* in a store! 'v'

MAE: DID YOU IDIOTS NOT REALIZE THE SECOND WE ARRIVED.

KYLE: chuu wife said to shut up 0^0 take someone else's advice for once! o3o

MAE: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONE DAY.

DANA: wEll.. what d0 wE d0 n0w.. it d0Esnt sEEm likE thErEs any d00rs..

POOF!. nerd

???: Dont t8ke 8nother step closer.

CHUU WIFE: What Is That

MAE: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOL.

KYLE: hi kid TvT are you lost?? xD

???: KID??? HOW D8RE YOU! I 8M NO KID.

DANA: if y0u d0nt mind us asking.. h0w did y0u gEt in hErE? s0 wE kn0w whErE thE Exit is.

???: The wonderful MIO doesnt need to tell you 8nything.

DANA: sEri0usly kid, wE nEEd t0 gEt 0ut 0f hErE.

MIO: Then... I must ch8llenge you four to a du8l.

MAE: ITS NOT A DUAL IF THERES 4 OF US.

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DANA: 0h.

KYLE: we should probably just kill ourselves now 7v7

CHUU WIFE: This Kid Has An AK-47 How Are We Supposed To Fight Him

DANA: n0 guys, wE sh0uld at lEast try. maybE its n0t l0adEd

BANG!!!!!!!!.

DANA: nEvErmind

MAE: WE CAN STILL TRY. I GUESS.

KYLE: are u crazy 0-0 we're gonna die! '-'

MIO: Hurry up... I won't hit first. I 8m a gentlem8n

DANA: which 0nE 0f us is the str0ngEst

KYLE: not mae 9-9

MAE: NOT KYLE.

CHUU WIFE: I Mean We Could All Just Beat Him Up

MAE: THATS A GOOD IDEA.

DANA: isnt that just m0rally wr0ng t0 bEat up a kid

CHUU WIFE: He Has An AK-47 Who Do You Think Is The Bigger Threat

MIO: W8it wh8t

they all beat him up and take his ak 47 nerd

MIO: G8h...owie....th8t hurt...

MAE: THAT'S WEIRD. YOU DONT SOUND LIKE A KID.

MIO: Bec8use im not idiot!

DANA: that makEs mE fEEl lEss bad ab0ut it h0nEstly

MIO: Urgh...I just w8nted to feel powerful..

DANA: 00ps.

CHUU WIFE: You Should Have Told Us

MIO: wh8tever..im going to tell on you.

KYLE: i dont think your parents will do anything *-* we're just adventurers >-<

MIO: wh8t?? im not telling my p8rents. theyd kill me if they knew i h8d my brothers gun. im telling the d8rk one. duh.

CHUU WIFE: The Dark One?

MIO: th8ts wh8t they c8ll him. 8pp8rently his soul is so evil that his he8rt is Pure D8rkness.

MAE: LISTEN. THIS ISNT A FANTASY WORLD, KID. THIS 'DARK ONE' IS PROBABLY JUST SOME EMO STREET HOBO. YOU GET THOSE EVERYWHERE. AND DONT BE A SNITCH. YOU CHALLENGED US FIRST.

MIO: *scoffs* hes re8lly powerful. well, bye. the exit is th8t w8y. h8ve fun fighting the d8rk one when he finds you.

DANA: ... surE.

mio walks away.

KYLE: poor kid.... so delusional.. ;-; probably thinks this homeless guy is some sort of demon ^__^

DANA: yEah..im kinda curi0us. but f0r n0w, lEts just g0.

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DANA: ummm.

CHUU WIFE: What

KYLE: ... ?v?

MAE: HUH.

CHUU WIFE: Im Not Fucking Swimming In This Shit Where Did That Mio Go

KYLE: sso lame ._.

DANA: ugh.. wE bEttEr start swimming if wE wanna gEt h0mE bEf0rE dinnEr.

KYLE: yeah.. o3o

MAE: THIS MAKES ME SO MAD.

dana goes in first and immediatly it goes up to her neck

DANA: this is dEEpER than it l00ks.

KYLE: like i said before maybe lets just kill ourselves O+O

DANA: st0p bEing a dEbby d0wnEr.

MAE: YEAH KYLE.

kyle pushes mae in

KYLE: be quiet jew ^-^

MAE: THE FUCK. YOU'RE JEWISH TOO. IDIOT.

KYLE: i said silence :/

CHUU WIFE: Stop Whining And Just Get In

KYLE: fine #=#

the other two slide in.

KYLE: ffreezing =_=

CHUU WIFE: What Did You Honestly Expect

KYLE: something better than ^v^ this 0-0

CHUU WIFE: Ok

MAE: I'M GOING TO FREEZE MY ASS OFF IN HERE.

CHUU WIFE: Stay Hopeful

DANA: ... which c0rnEr d0 wE turn???

CHUU WIFE: Maybe We Should Just Continue Ahead

CHUU WIFE: Or Split up

DANA: split up.. s0unds likE a plan

KYLE: wwhat >v<

MAE: HUH. WHY WOULD WE DO THAT.

CHUU WIFE: If Someone Finds Their Way Out They Can Just Come Back And Yell Out Which Way They Went

MAE: AND WHAT IF WE ENCOUNTER ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DELUSION PEOPLE LIKE MIO.

CHUU WIFE: Do As We Did Before

MAE: RIGHT.

DANA: i'll g0 with chuu wifE.

MAE: NO, I WILL.

DANA: just listEn t0 mE

CHUU WIFE: Thank Gosh I Dont Have To Be With One Of Them

KYLE: gguh... :< hes so.. gross 8b

DANA: itll bE finE guys

KYLE: no it wont but thanks for the false hope '-'

they all split up.

DANA: it's gEtting dark... s0 crEEpy

CHUU WIFE: Its Fine I Hope

DANA: mmm.. as l0ng as wE kn0w 0ur way back

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DANA: dEad End... 0thEr way.

CHUU WIFE: This Is Getting Annoying Dana

DANA: n0t my fault.

CHUU WIFE: Its So Dark Here

DANA: it was y0ur suggEsti0n t0 split up.

CHUU WIFE: And You Agreed To It So Here We Are

DANA: ..did y0u havE an0thEr bEttEr idea?

CHUU WIFE: I Suppose Not

on the other side..

KYLE: dont talk to me (´• ω •`)

MAE: I WAS JUST SAYING THAT

KYLE: i said dont talk to me (☆ω☆)(☆ω☆)

MAE: FINE. MR DEBBY DOWNER.

KYLE: dont think you can talk money hoarder ヽ(⌒▽⌒)ノ

MAE: UNCALLED FOR.

KYLE: dont be annoying then xD

MAE: WHATEVER.

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MAE: THIS IS SO CONFUSING.

KYLE: lawl yes (¬‿¬ )

MAE: DO YOU SEE THAT.

KYLE: see what (>_ <)

MAE: THE PERSON.

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???: ! sup. !

MAE: UHHH.

???: ! hello. what is this stranger doing here? !

MAE: WE'RE TRYING TO FIND AN EXIT.

???: ! valensi doesnt see why you would enter here in the first place.. !

MAE: WE DONT KNOW HOW WE GOT HERE.

KYLE: becuz ur an idiot (-_-)

MAE: UGH.

VALENSI: ! valensi doesnt know zoms way out.. !

MAE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN. HOW DID YOU GET HERE

VALENSI: ! valensi doesnt remember. !

MAE: ARE YOU SERIOUS.

VALENSI: ! valensi thinks so. !

KYLE: this person wont be any help :3

MAE: I REALIZED.

the other two make their way to mae and kyle.

CHUU WIFE: All Dead Ends

DANA: yEah.

CHUU WIFE: Whos That

KYLE: valensi... i think that was the name(T▽T)

VALENSI: ! its name is valensi. !

CHUU WIFE: Ok

VALENSI: ! it wants to join you on this adventure! !

CHUU WIFE: Why Is That

DANA: d0nt y0u havE a h0mE t0 bE g0ing to.

VALENSI: ! valensi thinks you all seem fun. and it doesnt have a home !

CHUU WIFE: Im Sorry I Laughed

MAE: SAME.

VALENSI: ! so its a yes? !

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MAE: YOU ARENT WITH THAT KID THAT HAD THE AK 47 RIGHT.

VALENSI: ! mio?? BLEGH! valensi does not like that troll one bit. !

MAE: US TOO.

DANA: wE cant trust this pErs0n.

CHUU WIFE: Lighten Up Dana It Just Seems Friendly

VALENSI: ! it IS friendly !

.

KYLE: trust valensi if u want.. but if it turns on us ill say i told u so (*/ω\)

VALENSI: ! trust valensi !

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MAE: FINE. ZOMS SEEMS NICE ENOUGH ANYWAY.

DANA: ..nicE En0ugh until it stabs us in thE back.

KYLE: ya ;-;

CHUU WIFE: You Guys Seriously Need To Chill Out

KYLE: ive had enough of chilling out in this freezing waterヽ(⌒▽⌒)ノ <

CHUU WIFE: Ha Ha