DANA: whErE arE wE?
MAE: IDK, THIS IS.. STRANGE. LOL. HAHA.
DANA: y0u d0nt EvEn kn0w whErE wE arE???
KYLE: ofc he doesnt ^_^ hes idiot xD
MAE: SHUT UP.
KYLE: *shuts up.*
CHUU WIFE: Both Of You Shut Your Mouth
DANA: thank y0u. n0w wE sh0uld l00k ar0und
All look around.
KYLE: it seems like we're *-* in a store! 'v' MAE: DID YOU IDIOTS NOT REALIZE THE SECOND WE ARRIVED. KYLE: chuu wife said to shut up 0^0 take someone else's advice for once! o3o MAE: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONE DAY. DANA: wEll.. what d0 wE d0 n0w.. it d0Esnt sEEm likE thErEs any d00rs..
POOF!.
???: Dont t8ke 8nother step closer. CHUU WIFE: What Is That MAE: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOL. KYLE: hi kid TvT are you lost?? xD ???: KID??? HOW D8RE YOU! I 8M NO KID. DANA: if y0u d0nt mind us asking.. h0w did y0u gEt in hErE? s0 wE kn0w whErE thE Exit is.
???: The wonderful MIO doesnt need to tell you 8nything. DANA: sEri0usly kid, wE nEEd t0 gEt 0ut 0f hErE.
MIO: Then... I must ch8llenge you four to a du8l. MAE: ITS NOT A DUAL IF THERES 4 OF US. DANA: 0h.
KYLE: we should probably just kill ourselves now 7v7
CHUU WIFE: This Kid Has An AK-47 How Are We Supposed To Fight Him DANA: n0 guys, wE sh0uld at lEast try. maybE its n0t l0adEd
BANG!!!!!!!!.
DANA: nEvErmind
MAE: WE CAN STILL TRY. I GUESS. KYLE: are u crazy 0-0 we're gonna die! '-'
MIO: Hurry up... I won't hit first. I 8m a gentlem8n DANA: which 0nE 0f us is the str0ngEst
KYLE: not mae 9-9
MAE: NOT KYLE. CHUU WIFE: I Mean We Could All Just Beat Him Up MAE: THATS A GOOD IDEA. DANA: isnt that just m0rally wr0ng t0 bEat up a kid
CHUU WIFE: He Has An AK-47 Who Do You Think Is The Bigger Threat MIO: W8it wh8t MIO: G8h...owie....th8t hurt... MAE: THAT'S WEIRD. YOU DONT SOUND LIKE A KID. MIO: Bec8use im not idiot! DANA: that makEs mE fEEl lEss bad ab0ut it h0nEstly
MIO: Urgh...I just w8nted to feel powerful.. DANA: 00ps.
CHUU WIFE: You Should Have Told Us MIO: wh8tever..im going to tell on you. KYLE: i dont think your parents will do anything *-* we're just adventurers >-<
MIO: wh8t?? im not telling my p8rents. theyd kill me if they knew i h8d my brothers gun. im telling the d8rk one. duh. CHUU WIFE: The Dark One? MIO: th8ts wh8t they c8ll him. 8pp8rently his soul is so evil that his he8rt is Pure D8rkness. MAE: LISTEN. THIS ISNT A FANTASY WORLD, KID. THIS 'DARK ONE' IS PROBABLY JUST SOME EMO STREET HOBO. YOU GET THOSE EVERYWHERE. AND DONT BE A SNITCH. YOU CHALLENGED US FIRST. MIO: *scoffs* hes re8lly powerful. well, bye. the exit is th8t w8y. h8ve fun fighting the d8rk one when he finds you. DANA: ... surE.
mio walks away.
KYLE: poor kid.... so delusional.. ;-; probably thinks this homeless guy is some sort of demon ^__^
DANA: yEah..im kinda curi0us. but f0r n0w, lEts just g0.
DANA: ummm.
CHUU WIFE: What KYLE: ... ?v?
MAE: HUH. CHUU WIFE: Im Not Fucking Swimming In This Shit Where Did That Mio Go KYLE: sso lame ._.
DANA: ugh.. wE bEttEr start swimming if wE wanna gEt h0mE bEf0rE dinnEr.
KYLE: yeah.. o3o
MAE: THIS MAKES ME SO MAD. DANA: this is dEEpER than it l00ks.
KYLE: like i said before maybe lets just kill ourselves O+O
DANA: st0p bEing a dEbby d0wnEr.
MAE: YEAH KYLE. KYLE: be quiet jew ^-^
MAE: THE FUCK. YOU'RE JEWISH TOO. IDIOT. KYLE: i said silence :/
CHUU WIFE: Stop Whining And Just Get In KYLE: fine #=#
the other two slide in.
KYLE: ffreezing =_=
CHUU WIFE: What Did You Honestly Expect KYLE: something better than ^v^ this 0-0
CHUU WIFE: Ok MAE: I'M GOING TO FREEZE MY ASS OFF IN HERE. CHUU WIFE: Stay Hopeful DANA: ... which c0rnEr d0 wE turn???
CHUU WIFE: Maybe We Should Just Continue Ahead CHUU WIFE: Or Split up DANA: split up.. s0unds likE a plan
KYLE: wwhat >v<
MAE: HUH. WHY WOULD WE DO THAT. CHUU WIFE: If Someone Finds Their Way Out They Can Just Come Back And Yell Out Which Way They Went MAE: AND WHAT IF WE ENCOUNTER ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DELUSION PEOPLE LIKE MIO.
CHUU WIFE: Do As We Did Before MAE: RIGHT.
DANA: i'll g0 with chuu wifE.
MAE: NO, I WILL.
DANA: just listEn t0 mE
CHUU WIFE: Thank Gosh I Dont Have To Be With One Of Them KYLE: gguh... :< hes so.. gross 8b
DANA: itll bE finE guys
KYLE: no it wont but thanks for the false hope '-'
they all split up.
DANA: it's gEtting dark... s0 crEEpy
CHUU WIFE: Its Fine I Hope DANA: mmm.. as l0ng as wE kn0w 0ur way back
DANA: dEad End... 0thEr way.
CHUU WIFE: This Is Getting Annoying Dana DANA: n0t my fault.
CHUU WIFE: Its So Dark Here DANA: it was y0ur suggEsti0n t0 split up.
CHUU WIFE: And You Agreed To It So Here We Are DANA: ..did y0u havE an0thEr bEttEr idea?
CHUU WIFE: I Suppose Not KYLE: dont talk to me (´• ω •`)
MAE: I WAS JUST SAYING THAT KYLE: i said dont talk to me (☆ω☆)(☆ω☆)
MAE: FINE. MR DEBBY DOWNER. KYLE: dont think you can talk money hoarder ヽ(⌒▽⌒)ノ
MAE: UNCALLED FOR. KYLE: dont be annoying then xD
MAE: WHATEVER. MAE: THIS IS SO CONFUSING. KYLE: lawl yes (¬‿¬ )
MAE: DO YOU SEE THAT. KYLE: see what (>_ <)
MAE: THE PERSON. ???: ! sup. ! MAE: UHHH. ???: ! hello. what is this stranger doing here? ! MAE: WE'RE TRYING TO FIND AN EXIT. ???: ! valensi doesnt see why you would enter here in the first place.. ! MAE: WE DONT KNOW HOW WE GOT HERE. KYLE: becuz ur an idiot (-_-)
MAE: UGH. VALENSI: ! valensi doesnt know zoms way out.. ! MAE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN. HOW DID YOU GET HERE VALENSI: ! valensi doesnt remember. ! MAE: ARE YOU SERIOUS. VALENSI: ! valensi thinks so. ! KYLE: this person wont be any help :3
MAE: I REALIZED. CHUU WIFE: All Dead Ends DANA: yEah.
CHUU WIFE: Whos That KYLE: valensi... i think that was the name(T▽T)
VALENSI: ! its name is valensi. ! CHUU WIFE: Ok VALENSI: ! it wants to join you on this adventure! ! CHUU WIFE: Why Is That DANA: d0nt y0u havE a h0mE t0 bE g0ing to.
VALENSI: ! valensi thinks you all seem fun. and it doesnt have a home ! CHUU WIFE: Im Sorry I Laughed MAE: SAME. VALENSI: ! so its a yes? ! MAE: YOU ARENT WITH THAT KID THAT HAD THE AK 47 RIGHT. VALENSI: ! mio?? BLEGH! valensi does not like that troll one bit. ! MAE: US TOO. DANA: wE cant trust this pErs0n.
CHUU WIFE: Lighten Up Dana It Just Seems Friendly VALENSI: ! it IS friendly ! KYLE: trust valensi if u want.. but if it turns on us ill say i told u so (*/ω\)
VALENSI: ! trust valensi ! MAE: FINE. ZOMS SEEMS NICE ENOUGH ANYWAY. DANA: ..nicE En0ugh until it stabs us in thE back.
KYLE: ya ;-;
CHUU WIFE: You Guys Seriously Need To Chill Out KYLE: ive had enough of chilling out in this freezing waterヽ(⌒▽⌒)ノ <
CHUU WIFE: Ha Ha